If you’re in trouble she won’t save the day,
she hates the brave and the fearless – go the smeg away,
with her on the mission, you’ll cry all day.
She’s Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
Without her life would be a tragic void,
she’s metal, tough, and that’s a factoid,
she will one day rule this planetoid.
She’s Broken, Broken, Broken Frandroid.
More beautiful than your garden fungoid,
for [...]
